Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
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Welshite 40
She made you dance even when you didn't want to. Don't beat yourself up over it.
JustMery 9
Join the club. You're not the only one.
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Comments (81)
Posthuman 26
It probably isn't half a bad as my dancing
Daederoth 10
Been there. Nothing can be done.
kristina1124 3
U should have just told her u weren't a good dancer, being honest like that would have helped. and it would have ended up a fun thing rather then uncomfortable. :)
sassy2085 16
Get yourself some solar powered Epaulettes and attach the wires to a clamp on your nipple. When the lights flash your nipple will shock you making you have an involuntary movement. Since it is to the beat of the music therefore you look like a good dancer.
dabob 2
just grind. you can never go wrong with grinding.
nyxiny 22
That's horrible advice. If someone who I just asked to dance started grinding with me right away, I'd be majorly creeped.
DomAce 4
Exactly why i don't dance with my girlfriend.
patacus 14
next time just tell her you don't know how. then have her teach you like in one of them hip teen-dance-romance movies. Aw yeah.
Iamme30069 5
Welcome to my world
j3ebrules 13
Aw c'mon having a "moment" when you explain yourself and have a laugh at yourself with her is a ripe moment to catch a date.
laden_swallow09 35
That would be true if the girl weren't acting so narcissistic as to automatically think that OP's horrible dancing was directly related to her. The girl isn't good dating material, but good advice, nonetheless.
igetitincum2win 11
Its ok op, atleast your not in the club doing the same move for two hours...or pumpin your fist like a lame!