Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, in a nightclub packed with people, I enthusiastically went in for a handshake with someone but they went for a fist bump. We both ended up doing the awkward “Pull back and retry” dance for a solid five seconds. I think I just lost all credibility. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
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raisinbam 13
You shoulda just kept walking past her. She woulda felt stupid after that.
streetracer1491 5
Forget it and move on, it's a club who cares.
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streetracer1491 5
Forget it and move on, it's a club who cares.
gojira666 7
Even so, that was pretty rough.
howdeedoo 22
Your "friends" sound like assholes
RaggleFrock 13
Friends can laugh at other friends its part of friendship. If you can't have a laugh with your friends it would be a pretty boring group of friends.
howdeedoo 22
OP isn't laughing with his friends; they're laughing at him. There's a difference
RaggleFrock 13
I'm sure you've never laughed at a friend who wasn't laughing with you. It will turn into a 'remember that one time when...' Stories and he will laugh about it eventually. Nothing like getting your ego kicked in the nuts.
seandoc 13
#6: Either way, laughing at a friend's mistakes and injuries just show that you have a sense of humor. Chances are that OP two minutes earlier said to all of his friends "Watch me pick up this chick and dance with her."
verkaderk 9
His friends sound like typical friends... Do all you and your friends do is sit around and play chess while talking about politics and literature?
CrookedCook 14
how can anyone be good friends if they can't laugh at each others expense? it's a common thing to do.
nottheyoungest 18
True friends troll you.
RvidxrKlvn 8
I've said this once and i'll say it again. You think OP's friends are assholes for laughing at him but here you are, on a website based on the shitty misfortunes of others.
sens3sfailing 25
When you trip and fall, friends ask if you are okay and help you up. Your best friends laugh hysterically.
xicebearx 8
Maybe she had a boyfriend who was somewhere else in the club at the time.
kurodansei 16
she could've been saving your life
stokkingu 8
And now she seems like a Saint!
raisinbam 13
You shoulda just kept walking past her. She woulda felt stupid after that.
kthxbie 10
Exactly, or just laugh and walk up to another girl close to her. That much confidence isn't good for anyone :)
Satosway 5
I would`ve, except she was standing against a wall and there was no one around her...
JustThatGuy_ 4
Yeah, then accused her of being full of herself.
seandoc 13
Either she has bad taste, or you look like a behemoth.
cmayer 20
Pretty sure behemoth just means something big..
seandoc 13
And ugly, and fat....
HortonThelephant 15
No means yes!! Wait..yes..erm no...uhh.....what point was I trying to make??
seandoc 13
A terrible one.
sens3sfailing 25
I thought they had a good point: that they are an idiot.
AllThatHit 7
My bad I thought no meant yes
robo_thunder 13
Should have ignored her and asked her friend instead. That would have made her feel real dumb.
subwaysurfers 13
Great minds think alike ;)
taka805 10
I like your style... That would have for sure made her feel foolish.
hamncheeseinit 6
Her friend is ugly
sens3sfailing 25
You are superficial. I find a girl I am in love with more attractive than any other women in the world. Emotions>appearance
JoeGrant 12
79- as true as that is, emotions being more important than looks, that doesn't really apply at a club...how could OP know any females there personally, especially the one he went up to. So in this case, looks kind of mean everything.
subwaysurfers 13
Tell her you were going to ask the girl behind her to dance.
PipingMouse 14
Wow, that was rude. Feel sorry for you, OP. That must have been embarrassing.
klovemachine 24
Her loss, OP. There are many more fish in the sea :)
kaylannixon 5
There's plenty of fish to ****
sens3sfailing 25
Kanye West, who let you on here? You gay fish!