Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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Top comments
c0c0_fml 16
totally gross
MrsLender_fml 3
GILF ftw!
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Comments (118)
c0c0_fml 16
totally gross
c0c0_fml 16
oops.! fail #2 wtv!! lol
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
totally hot. women are like scotch they keep getting better with age and they taste better too.
77taylah33 0
that is so gross 42! how old are you 75?!?!
madmadd 0
42 r u 80 caus otherwise that's gross...
MRiKiCCS 0
42 ^ win in my eyes sir.
jweezy89 4
42, that was a win. But isn't this FML exactly how most incest stories begin?
Karma495 0
agreed
lacrossekid 0
little girls are better then old ones >:|
RedPillSucks 33
Erm..... yikes?
WishResign 0
96 Pedophilia has yet to become funny.
PurplePeeps 0
113- He's from Canada. The time's been messed with up there. Please excuse his unpleasantness.
roeallen 11
121 - oh yes cause everything is hunky dory in the USA.
c0c0_fml 16
pedophilia!!!!????? Huhhh?? he's a kid himself. && what's wrong with Canada?!
mb2_native 15
42- I'm pretty sure after a certain age, they start to age like milk. btw, ydi op, y..d..i
kateRAWR 4
At least people in Canada arnt al OBESE ( yh bring on the thumbs downs )
akaashR 0
FIRST?
carcinogan 0
nasty dude nasty
c0c0_fml 16
fail
MrsLender_fml 3
GILF ftw!
PurplePeeps 0
There's an app for that.
firemanrob 0
#26 is a win ha
W4X 0
I keep hearing MILF and never knew what it meant. I guess it's a **** thing?
Flamehog9 0
mother I'd like to f***
mfmylifesrsly 30
93 - fail :( idk where there's so many YDIs....its natural to take a glance at boobs, i mean no its not appropiate, and if he kept looking thatd be nasty, but he said he got a GLANCE, like you guys havent glanced at boobs without knowing. sheesh. OP, im sorry, FYL, my grandma once played wii in front of me in her underwear :
TwoZeroOZ 2
107 seems like you're the only intelligent girl here props.
W4X 0
Sorry, I'm not the smartest brightest person in the world...
Shaebug12 0
what does YDI mean?!
austin1414 3
107, you know what's up.
MrCatman1125 2
170, it means you deserve it.
blacklily0103 0
dude, you're gross she's your grandmother!!!
FrogOnEcstasy 2
Thanks for the extra information, I didn't realize the OP was talking about his grandma.
whatyotalkinbout 0
your picture is sideways
blacklily0103 0
18 there's no need for your stupid smartass comments.
dre_bro11 12
55 yes there is. it's to emphasise how dumb you are.
blacklily0103 0
obviously saying he's gross for checking out his gm isn't stupid so STFU!
bman134 0
but saying your "stupid smart as comment" is an oxyMORON
CitrusGirl 0
You're too defensive. You have come out of this looking like an arse. Congratulations.
blacklily0103 0
k. I said stupid cuz his comment wasn't noteworthy at all. and he was being a smartass so...
Nutz321 0
I guess you don't know the meaning of instinct. Women hate on us for checking out breasts, but when we say instinct, we're NOT exaggerating. I'm deadly serious. You won't understand until you're in our shoes.
mfmylifesrsly 30
102 agreed. it IS literally their instinct, hell, even i glance at **** without meaning too. its not YDI so something tells me a majority of the YDIs are girls...
schwancy 2
So did you get a nice look at the goods?
unidentified_sta 5
More like a good look at the dried produce
Zmeilerr 22
^LMAO
danielsharpwoo 0
ahahahhahahha
asianive 0
Lmfao!!!!!!
sugarr0babby0 0
HAHAHA, 12- win.
padlockd 9
Gross, but win.
extremekiwi 0
for the goddamn win
guitarman1998 0
FOR THE WIN 12 FOR THE F***ING WIN
Efilyn 0
Instinct...? Sure
Kirlyfoo 9
actually that is an instinct you dumb sack of SHIT! ten bucks says ur just a stupid judgmental *****! bitch
awesomenick100 0
wow what's ur problem. some ppl get way too into these comments
gamer_fur_life 0
somebody needs dr. phil.
jpest17 5
yes, actually it is!
firemanrob 0
that's just nasty!!!!
iliketurdles 7
*Cleveland voice*
julie3841 11
win^
timtamslam 19
hahaha!
s_rose007 0
29-Ahahah damn!! you beat me to it!!
Molord1 0
yeah only by about 100 posts
Zmeilerr 22
Seriously, how hard is it to control yourself from looking at her chest?
CitrusGirl 0
Exactly! If you look down shirts instinctively you already have something wrong with you: you're a pervert!
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. I can see his next FML. *My dog just had puppies and I instinctively had to check out her swollen ****. All eight of them. FML"
TwoZeroOZ 2
lol, clearly men are too complex for you women to understand.
CitrusGirl 0
Clearly men are very simple if they are not able to stop themselves from looking at their grandmothers breasts.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Yes, and women are very simple creatures if they cannot control their emotions while on their rag or pregnant. Not to mention the fact that women can rarely control their irrationality - very simple indeed.
flickyourbic1223 7
There isn't anything wring with glancing. Maybe citrus is so harsh because no one glances her way.
CitrusGirl 0
I don't see why you feel the need to insult me, especially considering I don't have a picture of myself so you have no way of accurately judging my appearance. Also, I have a boyfriend, and we've been dating 2.5 years. So I know at least one person thinks I'm worth glancing at.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Wow Citrus, You're too defensive. You have come out of this looking like you are indeed hideously ugly. Congratulations.
CitrusGirl 0
I don't think I'm being too defensive. If someone made, what you beleived to be, an innacurate statement about you, I think you'd like to correct them as well. I can say that at least I don't feel the need to insult peoples appearances online because I can hide behind a username.
MadRadMandee 0
You really should have left the "checking out" part OUT of that post. Maybe you would seem less like a creep.
starile 20
But it clarifies what the FML is.
Zmeilerr 22
Seriously, how hard is it to control yourself from looking at her chest?