Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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IndyJustin 4
Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?
2ndSucks 15
Boys will be boys.
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PrussiaisAwesome 15
How do you not notice that they're doing something weird. It sounded like an unusual way to hug someone to me.
stargazur 9
I get hugged that way all the time by one of my guy friends. He's kind of a perv so I'm not surprised.
cheetahbaby96 8
That's why I give side hugs
mustafa_fml 0
Ur no fun lol
wlddog 14
And the award for oldest single person in the room goes to..... (Drum Roll) LUCKY #13!!! Congratulations!!! What is your secret #13? Oh it's the "Side Hug" you say. You must be so proud.
cheetahbaby96 8
222- Too bad... I'm not single. Haven't been for over 2 years. I give my guy friends side hugs because I highly doubt my boyfriend would appreciate me sticking my boobs against other guys.
Ciraxas 7
I dont think your boyfriend would care....
imperialtl 12
Little do u know, side boob is great!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
They love them Tig Ol' Bitties. Take it from someone with the inconvenience of em.
aylard 0
Sameeeeee here
BlueMedusa 21
I love Tig *******.
TheDrifter 24
You didn't notice them ducking down to bury their faces in your cleavage during those big hugs?
Rowdey 10
No. No, I didn't notice that...weird...
unknown_user5566 27
15- You mean that's not normal?
ch3s 4
And motor-boating on them
sarbear293 4
DAFUQ?
holierthanbloodx 5
Happens all the time. Guys are cool sometimes, but they really can be douche bags sometimes. That happened to me too. I get scooped on a daily basis. All I can say is that sucks.
peachyFML 17
I don't see how that makes them douche bags. If girls go to football practice to see hot shirtless guys, does that make them a ****, or are you just that sexist?
auzz1_pride 9
50) there is a big difference between guys feeling up a woman's boobs and women staring at a bunch of shirtless guys.
Jawzx01 7
It's not a compliment?
auzz1_pride 9
No 88, it can be considered sexual harrasment without the woman's consent, while staring at a bunch of men could be embarrassing it's not illegal.
peachyFML 17
56- I do understand that those are two different levels. I was just referring to the perverted thing and wanted to point out a different perspective. Being as uncreative as I am, I couldn't think of a better comparison. :)
Blooblibloo 4
Well think of a girl feeling up a guy's butt.
jim_bolicious 4
A better comparison would be if a chick can see that guyfriend has a big package and goes to hug him and puts a leg between his legs to rub up against it. The difference is the guy would like it and make a move
TheDrifter 24
You're thinking it might have been a touch nipply in California today?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You're friends with pervs :p
1crabbygirl 10
She's friends with *guys. Guys like boobs.
Discombobulated9 12
Nothing wrong with liking boobs, but there is something wrong with feeling someone up without their permission.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Exactly. 95% of my friends are guys, but I don't hug them but very rarely. When I do, it's side-hugs....for this reason.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'd say natural hornballs, perv is when it gets creepy...
IndridWarm 23
It's one thing what the OP's friends do and another when it's a genuine hug. Giving a side hug when it's a genuine hug sounds silly to me, tbh.
donkey79 0
Creepy.
BubbleGrunge 18
So, sweetheart, nows your chance to dig your claws in the one you like best.