Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML
Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML
Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
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deshypothequiez 0
you should feel flattered and then have sex with him duh
flouder92 0
Gay or straight, the penis does what the penis does.
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Comments (95)
laughingman 0
you must have the body that turns gay men straight that's a win there
TysonFawlay 0
what.
A1V 5
Except that it's a man, not a woman, posting this haha
qazaq 1
Creepy man, a hug just made it awkward for you should have went with the handshake
killdozer1 2
You have no one to blame but yourself. I had hoped that as a guy you would know these responses are almost entirely involuntary.
deshypothequiez 0
you should feel flattered and then have sex with him duh
GirlyTomBoy 0
ummm the OP is obvs straight and that's y it's an fml (was written by a guy)
TripleD76 1
that's disgusting
ALpein 0
70- How is having sex with him disgusting?
ImFrackinBored 13
I think 63 is slightly retarded.
Simoneaux17 11
Because they're both dudes. Why isn't it disgusting?
sux_2_b_you 0
should of punched him
crazycornn 0
hey maybe he just got a random boner. it happens, you know xD maybe he wasn't expecting you to hug him either, OP :P
silverflame1 6
#6 - you must have such a closed mind. I hope you enjoy living in modern day society.
Lunasis 14
you're a real dumbass aren't you..
oh_geeze 0
ha. awkward...
allanaskye 0
you probably look like a man.
swhockey02 0
he is a man
MiniatureMayhem 0
It was nice of you for being supportive, the boner was just kinda unexpected.
tony8pie 0
THAT'S HOT!!!
proud_liberal 0
so what? stop being a hate monger OP. gays are better than you so learn to deal with the different culture. is this really an FML? try being tolerant for once
SuperFlyTilliDie 0
So you're calling HIM a hater then say that Gays are better than him? Double standard anyone?
CheshireHalli 19
I think it was more the fact that he felt his best friend's boner rather than his best friend being gay.
Muchomastrbation 0
"Try being tolerant" ... how about you try not being hypocritical. You just went off on the OP because he (who is straight) felt his best friends boner. I'm gay and I would be slightly freaked out if my best guy friend (who is straight) hugged me and got a boner. And how about equality? Jesus Christ... You are the reason I hate stereotypical librals.
JustinBieberIsOK 0
it seems gay guys are the cuter ones :(
MissIndependent2_fml 0
I know #51, #36 is really cute :/
joqez 0
#36, yeah, you're right, but even better: try to be lesbian... Lesbians need some tolerance and with tolerance I don't mean getting of at lesbian sex. Every guy I've told I'm lesbian so far answered with:"cool, how was the sex?" TOLERANCE people, TOLERANCE!
geminiTwin4 3
stfu I ******* hate when people say they are better just cuz they are being discriminated against. its stupid. we are all equal. damn people like you really make me hate liberals
cniggs 0
your an idiot of course heresy nothing wrong with being a fag but you don't gotta force it on people. and he got a bonerr that's ****** up man
Tiredof_Life 0
lol, he was happy he could get that off his chest... i know i was, hahaha didnt have a boner tho
Bloodknight 22
Wowzer, lol!
allmidnighteyes 11
He probably felt yours against his too :p
WTWNNIL 0
LOL awesome comments, except the idiot anti gay ones of course. It's pathetic how the OP finds this as a FML moment too.
Muchomastrbation 0
I'M GAY AND I THINK THIS IS AN FML MOMENT!