Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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IndyJustin 4
Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?
2ndSucks 15
Boys will be boys.
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Comments (277)
Badbrock 6
Can I be one of your guy friends?
harkerk87 3
Should've asked u out!!! If they wanna feel your boobs they should maybe give u something in return like companionship or at least spoil u alot
auzz1_pride 9
So you suggest her to use her.. Assets to get free stuff?
harkerk87 3
No I'm suggesting that they need to have respect and if they are wanting to cop a feel they should at least be dating her!! I'm not saying u just date someone to get lucky, but at least it would be less awkward because they are intimate in that way
rebelaitala 2
Happens to me all the time! It definitely sucks!
jaff23 11
Well they certainly do not respect you!
AwkwardPartyBear 24
I was being sarcastic. We all well know that Florida is the Sunshine state and can be as hot as hell sometimes.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
I was being sarcastic. We all well know that Florida is the Sunshine state and can be as hot as hell sometimes.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Sorry for my double post. I would delete it but I am on the app right now and I dont know hoq.
lolatyofail 0
Well boys will be boys and I'm a boy lol
lilysmiles143 0
lol well dats not so bad
challan 19
I'm a girl and even I enjoy a squishy booby hug. Probably because I'm small breasted and I'd like to imagine a life with big fun bags. can't blame them op!