nes0385
San Antonio, United States
Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
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saidoh_fml 26
Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.
xxDeeStar 27
In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning". Super cool, check it out! And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!
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saidoh_fml 26
Well on the bright side, now you know what to do next time you're constipated.
ambeerr 14
looks like you're in a pretty shitty situation
heheitscece 16
What a super original joke! I haven't seen that one 1000+ times ?
xxDeeStar 27
In psychology, this situation has a term called "classical conditioning". Super cool, check it out! And dw OP, this type of behaviour can be easily unlearned. Don't feel bad!
awildwhisper 30
I hope you never have to poop after their business hours and can't get yourself to go at home.
Tarlachia 33
Do you review the books you're considering buying, while sitting on the throne?
vOIDmASS 13
It's good to have a routine. Cheers to you OP!
blairiofosterio1 10
Perhaps your bowels just feel comfortable around other shit - specifically mainstream teen fiction
manofmerr 27
Thats probably more like diarrhea, she should have a dry, solid stool, so maybe the non-fiction section?
TeacherTeacher 11
As a former employee of lost, lamented Borders, I thank you.
MrSnyde 4
I miss Borders so much. So many good sales, I remember getting a $30 book of Sudoku puzzles for like $2.99 and that was long before they closed.
Ohwell24 13
Your not the only one, happens to me all the time
nkolhatkar99 3
First world problems.
ImAFaker 29
What did you expect on this WEBSITE/APP only accessible through the Internet?