Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
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Top comments
iluvwaffles42 0
I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.
saIty 17
He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.
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Comments (257)
kiid_NiiNjA 0
Just think of it as on of those weird body scrub balls that are all frilly that make your body soapy :D
abetheanimal 0
hate to break it to you, but those weren't pub hairs... they're butt hairs from him washing off his acne....
neotwinky 0
Or it could have been from your beard =)
RoseCrystal 17
well you ought to be used to it by now. you have had his nuts on your face before, right?
Enslaved 38
Relax, at least they're clean pubic hair! Lol(:
s24sammy 8
lol nice
MichellinMan 20
I really wish people would stop saying "lol" and stupid stuff like that just to get first comments. (yes I know this isn't first)
Buzzy123 7
Oh come on I'm sure it's not the first time you had his pubes in your face.
jmpeters 4
thats disgusting. enough said.
life2007 0
First things first why the hell are you washing your face with bar soap? Second why doesn't he shave/trim his junk? You deserve it for not making him shave that shit and for washing your face with bar soap especially without checking when he apparently has a jungle going on.
ThatsSOBforshort 2
Umm what exactly is your picture of??
hatepineapple 14
What's...wrong with washing with bar soap? O_o
IndigoAcrylic 9
I think its a picture of chicken...
life2007 0
Inside of my leg I had hip surgery I'm 22. That would be specifically bleeding femur bone
sylphy 0
A) ouch B) Shaving your crotch is painful, and you get little red bumps. I'd never make anyone do more than trim.
life2007 0
Proper shaving equipment and you can avoid the red bumps but I make my man trim boys aren't as neatly packaged as girls
ImmaB3AST 7
Now use his toothbrush for your own pleasures. That'll make him think twice!