Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
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Top comments
iluvwaffles42 0
I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.
saIty 17
He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.
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Comments (257)
cheekyterier 13
Eww but like how do you not notice that?
LuHGiiiT 11
21 - I'd reread the comment to which you're replying.. ;)
SirObvious 1
-21 2+2= your an idiot
xXxrachhunnixXx 12
that's what I thought, surely OP could have at least briefly look at the soap when you were grabbing it? :L
Madelinexo 6
Like she wasn't looking at the soapbar.
leadman1989 16
Maybe he has really fine light colored hair. Maybe their soap is textured and the same color (as his hair). Who knows? But body wash solves it regardless. :)
DavLynn 4
maybe because she was washing her face with her eyes shut
DavLynn 4
maybe because she was washing her face with her eyes shut
aliadnan708 6
Nasty but ydi for not checking before using
mikaylajarvis 0
y would u look at a bar of soap unless it has a weird feeling 8)
LuHGiiiT 11
Yummy
laurafinn1992 6
You wash your face with a bar of soap? Keep doing that for a few years and you'll look like a sack of shit. Do with pubes on it? A hairy sack of shit.
xxsarahfxx 6
I laughed.
lilmisslovely13 15
Ewww that's gross.
MichellinMan 20
You wouldn't want to stick that in your mouth for bad language.
fijianchick 0
Why use a bar of soap directly that too on your face. You don't know where it's been. Wash cloths.
athos1237 4
Two words: Body Wash
JeffreyLH 5
Or face wash?
UsernameUnknown 7
it's not like that doesn't go on your face every night
ThorneCrossed 9
That is a legit Gorilla Mask