Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
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Top comments
iluvwaffles42 0
I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.
saIty 17
He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.
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Comments (257)
clouse94 0
I don't see the big deal. Ur husband and wife, u should be use to it
cheeseburger9418 3
Havent u suked his dick before? Y should u care. U both made love before so get over it
mikaylajarvis 0
nothing like that belongs in a mouth WTF is u guyses problems y is that satisfying ??? my idea nothing belongs in my mouth but food and water and accasionally my fiancées tounge other than that ewwe!!!!! ;)
SirWrangler 5
What about weanies???
ksheets97 6
Either that or your facial hair...
IndigoAcrylic 9
Ew!! Pubes are such a turnoff.... O.o
BoredomCentral 8
Forever alone = you
IndigoAcrylic 9
I just prefer hardwiod flooring to shaggy carpet.... xD
jellyD 1
It's called a washcloth... Just saying is all
mapl3loop 0
Who uses bars of soap anyway?
trangster612 2
Thats why I use body wash, never bars of soap
upstartzero 0
hmm sounds like you should have wiped his pubes off of your mouth first, now you got them all over the soap
shutupYDI 4
you fail. ^
upstartzero 0
untrue, I win
twistedgunz03 0
Well u put your mouth on his sack anyway so it's not that bad
NurseHolly 3
Ugh. Clearly you're a man.
upstartzero 0
and you're clearly a woman, so get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich
upstartzero 0
wow what I said wasn't even as bad asthe original comment, these moderators honestly suck, and if they moderate this comment I'm done with fml
upstartzero 0
wow what I said wasn't even as bad asthe original comment, these moderators honestly suck, and if they moderate this comment I'm done with fml