Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
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Top comments
whY402Jay 12
This should make for a good reality show.
iarefatal 9
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.
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Comments (78)
whY402Jay 12
This should make for a good reality show.
Palirose 22
Something tells me OPs ex and the woman he cheated on her with moved in next door on purpose.
mario2012 18
Really 14? I would have never guessed.
SammyS2012 21
This reminds me of Reba
gc327072 31
"…next time, on I Hate My Neighbors."
ocramavaf 15
Now you can get the revenge you never got by torching their house to a crisp, wait till they are properly moved in for best effect.
robertthorh 4
I love your nick!
sux4u121 10
I love your carl!
iarefatal 9
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... But that's too close.
Jharrist89 12
Make sure to water the flowers in your bathing suit lol!
ocramavaf 15
what does that mean?
Enslaved 38
That made me think of Ms. Parker from the movie "Friday". (:
DocBastard 40
Go ahead and buy that fish now. It'll take a few days in the sun to get really rancid. Only then do you put it in their air intake.
Born2die 11
Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't be happy with those neighbors...
bReLiNg 18
No this is a great opportunity to be a horrible neighbor! Revenge is best served cold- be ruthless! :)
Epikouros 32
Let's hope the new neighbors aren't as nosy as you :)
karlcolt45 19
smashing! invite them over, it's tea party time! would anyone care for a laxative crumpet?? I mean, completely normal crumpet?