Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I went to the gym to do squats. I couldn't even do it without weights on the squatting bar because it hurt too much to rest it on my back and neck. Then my friend who was with me and who is skinny as a rail easily managed it with two 45 pound weights. He claims it's from practice. I guess I’m wimpy. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
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Top comments
macskapingvin 0
They looked easy because the people using them weren't horribly unfit like yourself.
grandpaearthling 2
have trouble squatting with balls? next time try balancing a pair of balls on your chin.
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Comments (66)
schwiggidy 0
trololololol
fmlbrooo 0
:D
caroliquey 0
^ nice comment ps op, nice physical condition
fmlbrooo 0
I just wanted to be first, but didn't have anything to say :) ha.
PuppiesFTW 5
Ozzy osbourne biting off a bat's head while ******** and pissing directly downward into your mouth while several onlookers **********......
clarkey 0
Fag!
FMLephant 2
OP isn't used to "medicine" balls and squatting .
DU0 0
Is that what they call it these days? Damn hipsters and their lingo!
DaveOnDope 4
So exercise more and that won't happen. try carrying a couple of 100 pound sacks around. just get a hundred pound length of chain and wear it as a necklace on the weekends.
Donkeydick360 0
haha 100lb sack
therealsuperman 0
yeeeeah....that's why my legs are so buff....
comepoopwithme 0
#19 your picture shows a lack of character
ShadyFTW1 0
Ha, OP is probably a fatass, so she's used to carrying around at least 200 pounds of weight
Donkeydick360 0
coming from a person named "come poop with me" with no picture at all that doesn't hurt my feelings too much
xStarKillerx 4
So she couldn't take a pair of balls.
fml98kevin 4
meowmeowwkitty 0
just one.
chelle_starlight 0
the true fml here is that while you were passing out, the medicine ball actually fell on your groin and some punk ass kid filmed it on a flip camera and posted it on YouTube...
chelle_starlight 0
damn...op is a female...haha...thought it was a male for some reason...oh well
prince122 0
i thought he was male to. or she was male. how do u know
unfortunate_13 5
karma is a bitch.
damon199 0
and to think; senior citizens could do them. That kind of says bunches about you.
MegaTroller_fml 5
Tip: Rewrite your sentences.
grandpaearthling 2
have trouble squatting with balls? next time try balancing a pair of balls on your chin.
DU0 0
^ This.
SirEBC 7
Hey..that's no easy task.