Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was greeting some guests when I fell into the tray of tea and biscuits in front of them, with two cups of tea directly drenching my hair. They didn't laugh, they didn't chuckle, but my sister was laughing too hard and too much. I now smell like tea. FML
Today, I tried to take a cool selfie with my coffee mug for Instagram. As I posed, I didn’t realize the mug was tilted, and I poured hot coffee all over myself. FML
Today, I reheated leftover soup and confidently carried the steaming bowl to my couch to watch TV. I sneezed halfway through sitting down, spilled soup all over my lap and instinctively yelled, “WHY, GOD?!” loud enough that my crazy neighbors banged on the wall. FML
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
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Top comments
elfuzzo 0
You spilled tea all over your breasts? Oh man that is so hot.
bosshaug 0
I'm a burn expert can you send me a picture of your cleavage? I want to see the degree of the burn
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Comments (95)
Jessaly_fml 0
I think it's pretty crucial to know that it went directly into her **** because boobs are ******* sensitive. A man's chest is not as sensitive as a woman's chest.
no0000ob 0
daaam dood u are everywhere on this site u commented like 50 times on another one.... and now this one
LIL209JJ 0
HAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!.... sorry but das jus hillarious
deathburger13 0
AAAAAchoooooOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
campbellshayla73 0
dang u hav bad luck
mattiecyberbee 0
is it just me or does that sound like something squidward would do?
Sirin_fml 47
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Cpatty28 0
At least it wasnt coffee -__- That stuff hurts!
me127 17
I like how you had to include that it was all over cleavage, attention ***** or just regular *****, we'll never know.
theroxors19 12
well at least now you're a hot-tea