Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed so bad in public that I dropped my coffee, kicked it while trying to catch it, and watched it slide dramatically across the floor into someone’s shoe. They gasped like I'd committed a crime. I just whispered, “Sorry” and fled. FML
Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
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Top comments
dnlphm94 0
Natural reactions. Don't you love them?
hoyles 0
Lesson is: Never sneeze.
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Comments (64)
FiddleStikz 0
Ouch :(
humorizer 14
Sue them. Maybe you can make a large amount of money. It's the american way!
ZAE06 0
more like Donald Trump
Zedric69 3
they have warnings on the cup so suing them would be difficult
dnlphm94 0
Natural reactions. Don't you love them?
Sonii008 19
Sure do. xD
hoyles 0
Lesson is: Never sneeze.
dangkoopa 0
... or never drink coffee ever again
melmcr 0
Even Starbucks can be used as a weapon now.
hwkfan1 10
ydi for drinking starbucks bitch no jk that really sucks op
shortie101 0
wow that is sooo fml
tman118 0
ydi for having legs
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI for being clumsy.
Cristaderzi 0
Lol Thats FRICKIN Hillarious!!
Malinkrot 3
wow I'm surprised no emo teenager has said "YDI for going to Starbucks, you slave to the corporate machine" or some other pseudo intellectual BS like that
redbluegreen 41
Erm, "YDI for going to Starbucks, you slave to the corporate machine!" >_>
emoteenlol 0
YDI for going to Starbucks you slave to the idea of not going to caribou! Hi, I'm that emo. heeheehee
pendulum2012 0
Why would I want to help starving children in Africa, they are all conformists
mura_fml 0
Haha Malinkrot, that's exactly what I was thinking. I'm sure most of the people who clicked "YDI" did so for that reason.
TheLetterZero 7
If you mean Chuck Norris, he's out conquering a new galaxy.
pendulum2012 0
yeah one of those conformist assholes spilled their overpriced Starbucks drink on my $70 Hot Topic pants.
kickrocksz 0
this made me cringe. ouch!