Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was greeting some guests when I fell into the tray of tea and biscuits in front of them, with two cups of tea directly drenching my hair. They didn't laugh, they didn't chuckle, but my sister was laughing too hard and too much. I now smell like tea. FML
Today, I tried to take a cool selfie with my coffee mug for Instagram. As I posed, I didn’t realize the mug was tilted, and I poured hot coffee all over myself. FML
Today, I reheated leftover soup and confidently carried the steaming bowl to my couch to watch TV. I sneezed halfway through sitting down, spilled soup all over my lap and instinctively yelled, “WHY, GOD?!” loud enough that my crazy neighbors banged on the wall. FML
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
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elfuzzo 0
You spilled tea all over your breasts? Oh man that is so hot.
bosshaug 0
I'm a burn expert can you send me a picture of your cleavage? I want to see the degree of the burn
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Comments (95)
xxBAMFxx 0
I love hot tea... And cleavage! :D it makes me happy
ithedarkone 0
You know what you need lady. You need a man. You need just a guy you can call over and F*CK your brains out to relieve some of that tension lol. I'm telling you it would make you feel a lot better and more energetic lol. Put a little pep in your step =P
uj_fml 4
If it was scalding hot why were you drinking it? You would've been burned anyway.
iFruit 0
Something like that happened to me today too, except it was hot soup and it was on my vajajay. Still hurts :(
giganticbrain 0
You ******* deserve it for using the god damn term "vajajay". In fact, I wish it was a bowl of sharp knives and rusty nails. Then maybe you wouldn't think you're so god damn awesome, you ******* prick.
K4ofDoom 0
Perhaps you should have either moved the tea away from your face or turned your face to the side? You're an idiot.
meezer008 0
ow, burning cleavage is not fun i must say
mister_moops 0
is it necessary to say cleavage in the first place? couldn't you just say chest? or would you rather make sure we all know it spilled directly onto your ****?
mommmma 0
AHAHAH GROW UP KID! so what if she said cleavage. OP, that sucks, but im sorry to say it made me laugh.
suckishfather 0
what are u some kind of religious person? this is fmylife not jesuscentral.com (real website..), people will be graphic. get over it or get off the site
czechmate 0
Yes it was necessary, because your nipples are one of the most sensitive parts of your body. So that must have hurt like hell. If you can't deal with the fact that she was proper enough to say "cleavage" then just get off this site.. She could have said melons or bazongas or **** or jugs or boobies or dirty pillows or utters or milk slingers. just shut up and go away.
pygmalion_fml 4
Since when is cleavage an offensive word? It specifically refers to a cleft (in this case between the breasts), and compared to other options that could have been chosen is pretty deep into the polite side.
no0000ob 0
wow ur so fuken cool for reading ur own comments no seriously.. not even trying to be sarcastic
nuttinick 0
lol tea ****.
guitar_dude 0
hahahahaha
vampsrokk 0
hahahaha