Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was greeting some guests when I fell into the tray of tea and biscuits in front of them, with two cups of tea directly drenching my hair. They didn't laugh, they didn't chuckle, but my sister was laughing too hard and too much. I now smell like tea. FML
Today, I tried to take a cool selfie with my coffee mug for Instagram. As I posed, I didn’t realize the mug was tilted, and I poured hot coffee all over myself. FML
Today, I reheated leftover soup and confidently carried the steaming bowl to my couch to watch TV. I sneezed halfway through sitting down, spilled soup all over my lap and instinctively yelled, “WHY, GOD?!” loud enough that my crazy neighbors banged on the wall. FML
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
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elfuzzo 0
You spilled tea all over your breasts? Oh man that is so hot.
bosshaug 0
I'm a burn expert can you send me a picture of your cleavage? I want to see the degree of the burn
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Comments (95)
john_bell 0
Well the tea is worth it
mizzangelp 3
hey first person to comment now im second!
wellchit 0
thats hot
haishawna 0
YDI for not drinking ICED TEA! hahah just kidding but FYL.
godsrightnutsack 0
YDI for filling the English stereotype of drinking tea. Kidding. that sucks.
mooreon131 0
Belfast is in Northern Ireland, not England, love. Not the entire UK is England. I'm from Glasgow, Scotland. I am from the UK. I am NOT English,
killerog 0
duuudee i think this is her!! http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=18534
Moms_Bestfriend 0
bless you =)
no0000ob 0
what the **** does that have to do with anything
loveyoy22 0
ALERT*: we have a violent sneezer. I repeat, violent sneezer !
metalfan333 0
pics or it didnt happen
jdog69 0
YDI for not moving the cup be fore you sneezed and SECONDly FYL for the burns
Starchild21 3
Agreed. Most people move something they're holding out the way when they sneeze. I guess you were just a little too comfortable. But sucks about the burns, hopefully it was just hot and you didn't just pour boiling water in it. _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
blastvortex 4
Hmm? Well, you should've had a moment to brace yourself (i.e. get the cup out of the way) before you sneezed. That sucks, but accidents happen. So long as you take care of the burns and stuff (hope you didn't break your nose), maybe there's something to be learned there. #5 Well, she was already sitting down and if she has any aptitude for making tea, then the water would've been cooler than boiling point when she poured it in and the tea leaves themselves would've been steeped for at least a couple minutes (if not longer), which means that it should be far less than boiling temperature. Of course, that means that "should" is the operative word there. It also depends on whether she really knows how to make tea properly or not.
sexface 0
i don't get what was clever about that... :S
no0000ob 0
i dont think he did that on purpose
ilovefatcats 12
lol "dear sexface" xD
mizzangelp 3
third!
Mauskau 36
this is why i hate tea
john_bell 0
And that is why I hate you
teentee401 37
You hate tea because it can spill? You probably should never drink anything again.
HalfDrunk 0
bet tht was a sight to c
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Ouch. Maybe you should go for something a little stronger than tea...
Person1233 13
I just lost the game!
rainbowfrootloop 0
hahhahahahha... oh ya first comment!
Person1233 13
Did it take you 8 minutes to type "hahahahahahahh" or something?
superstephen4 5
pwned
elfuzzo 0
You spilled tea all over your breasts? Oh man that is so hot.
NorfolkDude 2
Hot boobies! Hahahah.
pygmalion_fml 4
It's on a bad sunburn level, I think I'll survive with hot boobies intact.