Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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tacovender 7
Nothing like dipping your head in a dirty toilet during sex!
graham11 14
And...that's when you wish life had an undo button.
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Comments (194)
sheethapins 13
See, it all started in high school when bullies made him go bobbing for crapples... It escalated from there when he popped his first boner due to the filth and humiliation. Ahhh youth...
bossroyd 4
And that's why I hate high school so bad
EvilTwerp 12
He's got the fetish. Does that mean he gets the swirly?
seximexi911 10
Hmm good question
gabrielbaby 9
Oh nooo....
KateWesley44 0
wow, that's quite the fetish. be sure to post another FML after the first try. ;-)
KailyKii 11
He's just having a highschool flashback.
seximexi911 10
Hahaha oh my. Have fun :)
crazyrunnergirl 7
That akward moment when your boyfriend wants to give you a swirly ...
guckylynn 19
I hate when people say "that moment where..." just speak like you're supposed to! It doesn't even effing make sense!
uFayel 6
That awkward moment when the moment was just so awkward, you couldn't explain how awkward it was.
megsawesome 0
How do you get a fetish from a swirly?
AlaskaKid95 7
Has anyone told you, you kinda look like Rebecca Black?
leadman1989 16
And today just happens to be Friday. smh.
sheethapins 13
62 Tsk, tsk. There's no need for name calling here.
N0vemberaccou_19 4
Just guessing, but it's probably something to do more with getting off on overpowering and humiliating someone. I'd guess that the BF either did it in high school and enjoyed the bulling because it gave him a power trip, or had it done to him and is sort of fantasizing about it as some sort of revenge, or form of taking the power back. But of course, there's not enough info to actually know.
spazz666 18
#62, next we will see an FML like this Today, someone on FML told me I look like Rebecca black. I've been crying for hours. FML
blick457 4
Probably because hot girls used to give swirles in school
meeeeoooww 0
No
MatthewDmerrill 5
Can someone explain what swirly is.
mrosew442 10
someone shoves your face in a toilet then flushes
Pufferfish78 5
That's seriously ****** up!
newmandotcom 6
It's funny as hell is what it is....