Today, I overheard my husband screaming and sobbing into the phone. Apparently, his mistress has been cheating on him with both his brother and their uncle. Who’s the woman in question? My much younger niece, who lives next door. I don’t even know where to begin to approach this dumpster fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML
Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my sister-in-law cheated on her husband. I also found out my uncle cheated on my aunt with my sister-in-law. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my husband told me that he and my cousin had been seeing each other for the past two months. The cousin I took in because my aunt kicked her out for dropping out of high school. I’ve clothed, fed and paid bills for this homewrecker. She’s barely 18. FML
Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, my uncle’s girlfriend’s paranoid jealousy hit a new low. I woke up to several nasty, threatening texts from her, accusing me of sleeping with my own uncle. According to her, no uncle and niece could possibly be as close as he and I are without something freaky going on. I really hate her. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
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poeserpursche 11
I would know where to start. To pack my suitcase!
Charlie Given 28
so she's sleeping with both of her uncles and her great uncle is that what you're saying 🤢 and get yourself a good lawyer
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poeserpursche 11
I would know where to start. To pack my suitcase!
Charlie Given 28
so she's sleeping with both of her uncles and her great uncle is that what you're saying 🤢 and get yourself a good lawyer
aribanks 12
Not her blood uncles. Her aunts husband and HIS whole damn family.
Danielle Zion Gadsden 15
What you do is describe in many songs. I would go with "Hit 'em Up Style," Bust the Windows," or "Before He Cheats."
Thrasher93 5
Just leave!!
Redgy22 26
Thank the ***** for showing you the light and use it to guide yourself away from all of them.
rainbowdonnareed 18
If you have kids or not file for divorce, get a restraining order so you can change the locks. or move
Bogrbon 27
You can't get a restraining order just because someone cheated on you. You have to fear for your safety or be a victim or abuse or harassment. And changing the locks or running away with the kids won't exactly win you any favors with the judge. Unless he's abusive, you can't just get a restraining order because you're getting divorced and if you're suggesting she imply that he's abusive for favorable divorce proceedings even when he isn't, may you get run over by your own metaphorical bad karma bus.
Bogrbon 27
Divorce papers are a good start. Hope the niece is on your side or that's a whole other incestuous dumpster fire. But if so, you can be free of the whole lot by the end of it.
aribanks 12
Its not incestuous. Its her aunts husband and his family. not hers.
bleachedraven 14
Never know what to expect from family. Sorry yours is so awful.
aribanks 12
Sooooo, your niece is sleeping with your husband, his brother AND his uncle?!?? Daayyyuuumm!!
JasonThorn 23
Right now, even ALABAMA is saying, "Jeez..."
Wadlaen 24
Well, at least he (and she) kept it in the family... I'm terribly sorry for your situation, and wish you the best of luck from here on!