Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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Top comments
mintcar 10
How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.
Aoifexzx 3
it's not a huge deal, don't get all pissy about it.
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Comments (127)
blinkingstarlet 15
FYL but i literally just laughed until i cried. tysm i needed that!!! lol
Garay 0
woah there it wasn't that funny
persianjr1 7
no but you pic is. haha
TayonaC 10
dang I was gonna say that! ^^
persianjr1 7
why was that moderated. it was a perfectly Normal comment!!!
Lufferkinz 0
Wow, I'd be pissed off (number) two. But take it easy, sometimes you just gotta mellow yellow. You just gotta let some things like this slip, or slide, however you wanna put it. But if urine trouble because of the seat situation, buy a new seat.
ericownz101 0
stop giving large men blumpkins and your toilet wouldn't be broken in the first place.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I shake to that! *zip* :D
BAMF18 0
if it were already broken to where it would come off the toilet, then why would you pick up the peices and fit them together back on it? kinda doesnt make sense
DelphiCat 17
this FML has significantly changed since it was in for moderation... the real one wasn't that funny and this is in no way funny due to it being fake....
tahvoh 3
Woah...look at the bright side. You have a Water Park in your bathroom!!!
jordanprodigy023 0
Hahahaha you shouldve went to a public restroom
ladiesman219 4
sux for u
persianjr1 7
change your pic. I mean cmon. put one of yourself or at least something funny.
kykyshay 0
I know. we all know that's not you. your probably ugly in real life.
persianjr1 7
actualy thats me. so thanks?
jess6blondie9 3
Lol 70. I think she was agreeing with you, not calling you ugly.
persianjr1 7
if true. then sorry. I hope you understand how I could have misunderstood that.
jess6blondie9 3
Yup I understand, the first time I read it, I thought the same thing you did. lol
luke1998 0
kykyshay ur the ugly one dont have too be a jerk to him
holymolybro 0
OP, I get the feeling you are obese.