Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, after ordering at a restaurant, the waitress suddenly began acting like a bitch to me, for no apparent reason. I later found out why: most people who order that particular meal tend to argue and whine about the price. I wasn’t going to. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
Being a spoiled brat is expensive. Not everyone can afford it.
MulticoloredSlug 18
Sounds like you work at Panera Bread..
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Comments (19)
daniel271 13
Some people these days sorry op.
MulticoloredSlug 18
Sounds like you work at Panera Bread..
ycrem0n 21
Same with Tim Hortons
JamalAtTheStore 5
Did you get to eat the sandwich?
Catdragon 40
they probably had to throw it away
gracehi 33
Being a spoiled brat is expensive. Not everyone can afford it.
mermaidkeels 26
I'm sure the customer waiting behind her shared your pain as well..
gilbertclarence 9
burn
Lalala579121 28
If only the person behind her bought her sandwich, so at least then all your work wouldn't have gone to waste.
ilovetraveler 17
nah. Don't reward that behavior.
Riskii 13
I used to work in the sandwich business. I couldn't stand people who did that. Rude and inconsiderate!
OhMyMorticia 4
This happens at Starbucks all the damn time. I guess it's 'too pricey' if you want to have half the ******* container of caramel in your drink, rather than the normal amount and get more to drink in the first place (And yeah-this is an actual order I get almost DAILY). Not to mention Forever Yogurt-who knew that putting fifty toppings would make it more expensive!
torrea 19
Oh wow, I would've hit her in the head with her sandwich. Then thanked her and told her to come again. Sorry op lol