Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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Top comments
mintcar 10
How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.
Aoifexzx 3
it's not a huge deal, don't get all pissy about it.
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Comments (127)
MsSoulReaper 27
Aww that sucks >.< did you clean up your piss right after? lol
polysyllabist 3
At least you didn't piss yourself in public. Call me a glass half full kind of guy, but I'd put this in the 'win' column.
BugsBunny1 4
You know what, I_iz or whatever you like to go by? Lame puns are my biggest pet PEEve..... -.-
ShakesBeer 0
geez. learn to pee standing up. problem solved.
jackthehoseless 2
That sucks.. did you end up crapping on the floor?
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Why do you lean forward??
kykyshay 0
Oh no! That's sucks. Hopefully you have a mop! :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Urine trouble if you cant learn to POOt up with it!
BugsBunny1 4
I don't apeeciate the tone you're using with me! I was already in a shitty mood before you started arguing with me! Now I'm completely pissed off!!! PEEse just stop talking so angrily!
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I hope you didn't say "help! I've fallen and can't get up!". God only knows how much I hate those commercials. ******' Life Alert.