Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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Top comments
Mr_Alarm 12
That sounds like a shi- *gets shot*
Lemuel_fml 5
I wonder how the toilet seat broke in the first place...
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Comments (88)
chrissi3vintage 0
Flashlight time!
fanceh 10
Why would you use the toilet if you knew the seat was broken...?
xmayne 0
Showering in the dark is fun.
leogirl95 12
Nothing is going right for you today is it? Lol
Keyman1212 14
Showering in the dark is as scary as seeing your obese parents pound rolls of fat together in an attempt to make love. It's like two beached whales fighting for their lives.
Gtfo_Troll 0
Be happy OP, now nobody can see what you really do in the shower.
KiddNYC1O 22
33- I'd be worried about sharks...
StephanieeeQ 6
Showering in the dark isn't a bad thing. ;D
MuchDance90s 0
Plumber. Electrician. That's a very expensive "Free" camping experience. How fun for you! :-(
Jdimp 1
ehh not that bad. just check around before u get in that shower... something may be behind you
Mr_Alarm 12
That sounds like a shi- *gets shot*
leadman1989 16
Who dunnit? *looks around accusingly
Spoonz 4
*points toward a guy wearing a scream mask*
kona314 1
That's shitty
Lemuel_fml 5
Already used a post above you lol
Torva_fml 16
That's..... Not creative.
Lemuel_fml 5
I wonder how the toilet seat broke in the first place...
cptmorgan6 8
Explosive diarrhea :O
clumsychik 1
He was ******** lead logs again.
AshleighNason 24
it was the pixies
rogo35 0
Cause they are to fat.
rastafunk 0
65- are you ******* 9?
FYLDeep 26
Preventative Maintenance OP. I bet that seat was wobbly for the longest time and you never took action on it. Now you know what happens.
thatsphuckedsoba 0
It was nroke al ready
Sebastian_NG 17
If the toilet sit just slid off put it back again, I once did it when I was like 6 years old
donnydrivetime 5
You sound like a fat peice of sh*t and you have to be an idiot. Dumbass.
Lemuel_fml 5
We're not talking about you or your mom here. We are talking about the OP.
Blueglasscup 18
This is like 3 FMLs in one... **** your life OP.
melissaxo3 1
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