Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML
Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML
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Top comments
AkBunny907 18
Did you get the job, or was the spider the only one able to accomplish anything in this story?
Revan501 15
welp time to burn the car and the hair.
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Comments (34)
Revan501 15
welp time to burn the car and the hair.
smackaroonial 20
Don't do that, I think Charlotte was trying to write interview advice so the OP could get some needed help.
phoneaddict13 29
but Charlotte died. is she alive?? bu dum dum..
potatomus62 19
#30 SPOILER WARNING, JESUS CHRIST.
Jakk100 20
At least the spider found you very important!
Kieranr10 23
Maybe the interviewers like spiders.
moniculkin 19
It was probably one of Charlotte's babies helping you get that job.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you can now save the world...if it bites you...then you will be really important...
singlwforlife 22
Time to blow up your car and shave your head! Start a new fashion trend, you don't need hair! ;)
AkBunny907 18
Did you get the job, or was the spider the only one able to accomplish anything in this story?
briahw 10
How did you not feel that? Haha ... Did you get the job??
lexiieeex3 32
Well that's one way to start the day...
Cads1 24
And? I think I may have missed the point here.
KK3137 31
OP is so unimportant and outdated that the spider started using them as a stationary point for its cobweb like a piece of neglected furniture. Unlike the furniture, though, OP is totally capable of moving forward and achieving bigger things, though I'm sure the spider was happy for at least the 15 miles he got to spend making his cobweb.