Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my bush was on the outside of my pants. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, I was working Customer Service at Walmart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied, "Even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML
Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Her muff has a face?
theshadow013 0
Seriously, as long as you bathe, body hair is perfectly normal. Sure society says its EWWW GROSS but grow the **** up people. Stop being thirteen.
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Comments (113)
Pyro1082 0
that's retarded.....
trizzieb 0
That is sooooo non-hygenic. Was it girl on girl though? That would be ok. At least you would have something to floss with after eating.
pu13 5
omnomnom time
ItsJustMak 0
HAHAHAH!
skilova4lifezzz 19
They were talking on the computer.......
Willthediscusguy 0
what a weirdo :s. is this a girl thing or something? lol
heyitsbrii 0
the truth..lol girls dont care about showing boobiess and pussy haha idk why but we just dont mind
DanielleTheOne 3
im sorry but speak for yourself.. Iol
Haileykins 0
#54 represents a very small amount of girls which have no self respect.
xoxo56836757xoxo 0
uh. #54 is wrong, the minority wont care but most of the girls will. y? because girls like op might think its unnecessary and write an fml about it
liberal_spice 0
...I've never shown any of my friends my moonpeach and I go to an all-girls' school where we're fairly open about personal stuff like that. :/ I really don't think they'd want to see it.
oogie_boggie 0
thats great 59 but for guys we do care about showibg our wankers 2 eachother lol
perfect_jenny 0
I would never show myself to my friend like that... I don't mind getting dressed in the same room, or getting ready to party etc, which normally means in underwear but most girls don't do this, even if my friend had hers shaved into a star or something etc, we wouldn't show each other 59 is trying to be an E-attention seeker... :)
KenzieDanae 0
Actually no, she isn't being an "E-tention" seeker. She just may be comfortable with her body. There are some girls who do this, like myself. No need to be a hater:)
breadfuck 0
it's a comfort thing. My fiance and her female best friend are open to the extent they're comfy naked, but it isn't sexual, they just aren't ashamed around one another. me and my male best friend do the same thing. And the four of us are slowly progressing to have nothing to hide from one another. but there's no sexual feeling there besides my fiance and I, but we do nothing with then around. We're just all close friends.
Maxcold 2
To another girl I assume you mean. :p
domolovesyoshi 33
moon peach, I'm stealing that.
coolsteve 0
wtf why did she do that
koifish81 0
sometimes that's cool nothin wrong with some hair
perdix 31
Her muff has a face?
omghehehe 0
There you go again Perdix! Hahahha Op, I had the opposite happen to me. My GF was showing her overgrown "landing strip." The horror! I thought to myself, please never do that again!!! Btw, I find it quite humorous when people use "downstairs" and "down there." :D I know you were being polite. It just makes me giggle....hehehe
1030love 10
i love when people say that too. i laugh everytime
CannedSausages 0
Face to face? Face to ******. : )
the17doctor 12
Well it does have lips.
keepmeonpins 0
Was it just a lil bit of hair? And are you a dude? And is she hot? And if you answered yes to all of the above...did you promptly bang the crap out of her?
mackischillin 5
Banging the crap out of her sounds very unhygienic.:/
yummcookie 0
surely you mean face to muff? or is it THAT disgusting
050294 0
trizzleb: STFU. It's not unhygenic shaving down there. If it was, the majority of men would be considered filthy pigs. It's just something society pushes onto women, saying that unshaven hair on any part of their bodies is disgusting or wrong, when it is not, it is natural. Please think before posting, you idiot. OP: Why brag about hygeine? Why brag at all? Honestly, YDI for bragging.
FederalAgent 0
The majority of men are filthy pigs.
1030love 10
As I said in the newer post about pubic hair, it harbors harmful bacteria, so it is better for the person to get rid of it.
mysterynmayhem 0
i just dont like having it myself but to each their own.
isroc 0
45 looks anorexic....
ronton 4
actually it prevents bacteria from getting in dummy
bobateme 0
45 probly is. eat more food, for my sake. i hate to see girls do that to themselves.
Shmeaty 0
perdix wins