Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML
Today, I missed the spider but succeeded in keying my own car. FML
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML
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AkBunny907 18
Did you get the job, or was the spider the only one able to accomplish anything in this story?
Revan501 15
welp time to burn the car and the hair.
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Comments (34)
Glassdragons 15
spiderman would be proud.
A07 48
Just imagine if you just found the cobweb and not the spider
alphafish17 16
I feel like there was some irrelevant information here
bigbrown24 17
at least you found it while you were parking and not driving
False_Stupidity 42
So you drove 15 miles without moving your head even once? You know, to check mirrors etc?
mperniciaro 15
I feel bad for the spider. All his little hard work, ruined.
cheshireau 26
How about, 'While driving to a job interview, a spider had been making a cobweb between my hair and my seat.' I don't see why you needed the first part.
rabid_otaku 29
That's adorable
tiger820 20
umm cobwebs and spider webs are two different things???????
thetoadstool 16
No, they're actually the same thing. Look it up.
smokecloud_ 37
That's what I thought too. So I googled it. Merriam-Webster (hehe. WEBster. i'm immature.) defines a cobweb as: : the threads of old spider webs that are found in areas that have not been cleaned for a long time Debate solved!
But_Im_here_bish 4
Well... Did you get the job?