Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Act of kindness
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Surrounded
Today, my significant other woke at 4:30 a.m. to me crying about a spider in the bathroom. I have an intense fear of spiders; he was super nice and took care of it for me. He even walked me out to my car. I started to calm down driving to work, but when I got there what do I see on the door handle but a spider. I'm still shaking. FML
Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Beep beep
Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML
Top comments
Sagar Nair 12
Its ok you never really liked that car anyways. Incinerate that car along with that eight legger...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Live up to your user name! Either kill it, or set it free.
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Comments (14)
Sagar Nair 12
Its ok you never really liked that car anyways. Incinerate that car along with that eight legger...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Live up to your user name! Either kill it, or set it free.
Sarah Kryski-Kenny 3
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
weeping_willow 25
You’re on your own, kid. I suggest ditching the car, buying a plane ticket, leaving the country, and changing your name. You know, just to be safe. Otherwise, good luck sleeping anytime soon
Mathalamus 25
It's just a spider...get it out of the car.... if I saw that spider, I'd attempt to keep it.
colderthanyou 15
Well, it’s time to set the car on fire.
blahblabbity 19
but did you LOSE a spider the size of your hand in your car? as long as you can find him, you’re good!
raven_of_azarath 35
I actually did lose it too. I freaked, cuz spiders are one of my worst fears, and ran inside to call my dad. He left work to come help me, but by the time he got there, it was gone. I found it months later dead in spare tire compartment.
Marjo86 29
please tell me you have very, very small hands.
Inkoseh 33
Well, at least he can give you a hand and call for help for you! Jeez!
jmilam90 9
Time to burn that car to the ground