Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
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Joedbag 8
Seriously, boot to the crotch!
feelingold 18
I give that an A*
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Comments (79)
goodylife101 2
Life imitating art or art imitating life?
maag192 8
Punch in the face because wow that's an asshole move!
worldclassrager 41
Trace it?
TogeBara 12
He deserves to be beaten, with a blunt and rusty spoon, till he bleeds. Seriously though, I'd hurt him were it me.
badblaby 8
That's actually really funny
TerraShadow 18
It could be considered as a true masterpiece in modern standards
imani132 6
Sounds like its time for payback. What social media involved sheannegins will you do?
Pandaz7 10
Scrub the toilet with his toothbrush
RedPillSucks 33
Next time, put stuff like that in a portfolio case or some container. Don't leave it sitting out.
Jadex64 12
I would kill him