Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
Today, I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Being a caricature, I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to my mum later, she shuddered and said, "Yeah, looks just like you." FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I posted a picture of a drawing that I was so proud of on Twitter. It was the best drawing I’ve ever done. A few minutes later, someone commented saying, “What is this?” Looks like it’s back to the drawing board for me. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML
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krazy_glu3 0
well if you are a bear then you did a great self portrait :D
Grimmerie 31
you'll have to bear with them. maybe you were looking a bit grizzly. then again, if you were fishing for complements you're berry lucky they even said that. i can see how paw-ful this is, but you may have to wait un-tail you're a better artist to do self portraits. some people just can't see the forest for the trees.
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Comments (81)
MlKAYLA 0
The ****?
AsianCookie247 14
my thoughts exactly... WTF?
iloveloosy12 0
op definitely deserves it. the world isn't ready for that kind of art just yet my friend
doctor_itsmylife 3
shave, man!
TheDrop 0
razors. ever heard of them?????
LADYGAGAGOOGA 0
LOLLOL at nomoreart
yesmanddd 4
You're pretty.
aapband 5
must be brown :P
Mobama 0
Hahaha sucker
krazy_glu3 0
well if you are a bear then you did a great self portrait :D
dt520 4
shh! his parents adopted him as a young bear and raised him as a human... dont break the illusion!
skiier4life 1
Ahhhhh a bear!
Jonkbaby 23
lol 3
yake12 0
well they told you the truth so now you just have to grin and bear it!
AsianCookie247 14
hahaha ^^ you're funny
Grimmerie 31
you'll have to bear with them. maybe you were looking a bit grizzly. then again, if you were fishing for complements you're berry lucky they even said that. i can see how paw-ful this is, but you may have to wait un-tail you're a better artist to do self portraits. some people just can't see the forest for the trees.
AkeemKN 1
you're so punny.
krazy_glu3 0
wow..... that's a record
xIINotorious 0
you should be PUNished
supervacaneous 4
It's as if you already had that saved in anticipation of a bear-related FML.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
And the terrible jokes keep coming! -.- That includes you too 6 and 35 >.> I've lost hope in mankind... T_T
letsgetouttahere 3
Hahah, I thought #6 and #35s comments were funny :D
LADYGAGAGOOGA 0
I don't think to survive we need amazing puns
LemonStarship 5
Maybe it was meant to be a compliment?
teahee 2
I'm also an artist currently practicing at university and time and time again i have made portfolios, a quote that has always meant something to me is "The worst thing that you can say to an artist is that it's good" art is something that can never be perfected and criticism is something you learn to take over time and learn what you can improve upon. The reason that quote is so important is because people might tell you that it's good, but it doesn't do you any good, where is the room for improvement. So good luck OP, art is always in the eye of the beholder there is never perfection.
insanesna1l 0
then why don't people fail art degrees if it's never perfect? I am a perfect artist because mine is in my head!
livinphobias666 0
because like he said if it's good to the artist, it doesn't matter what anybody thinks. also the teachers look for: lines, shading, detail and ect..
kikibisweet 0
Either you are a bad artist or you are fat and hairy.
allmidnighteyes 11
Wait... so you're a bear? DUDE. I WANNA BE A BEAR.
raytaybinks 0
same!!!!!!!! bear club!!!!
gozar_fml 1
Do you shit in the woods?
therealdavid 0
No, only on them.
sambabal 0
You are obviously confusing him for the pope.