Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML
Today, I turned in my best painting yet for a scholarship competition. For once in my life, I was actually proud of a piece I'd done. I ended up losing the scholarship to some dickface who'd basically just glued together some crap from the dollar store and called it conceptual art. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
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Adeptus_Astartes 22
Find the person who did it and put butt **** all over their face. I don't mean just the words, either.
CalebLawrence 25
Where'd you leave it that people were so freely to write on it?
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Comments (64)
CalebLawrence 25
Where'd you leave it that people were so freely to write on it?
Jared900DUmpling 30
Id like to know this too. My assumption is that maybe it was put up in some sort of public gallery for the college
brenton490 19
I always had my pieces laminated when I came class with mine. never can be to safe.
zeffra13 31
My college art class was just another unlocked classroom, so technically anyone can come in. The whole building was art though, so we didn't get random people coming through. Never had any issues with anything, & we'd leave our paintings on the easels between classes.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Find the person who did it and put butt **** all over their face. I don't mean just the words, either.
Googolman 29
Well, imagine how long it took to write that!
Its_Sinon 15
Not funny.
RetroGameNinja 7
13 seconds?
Crawyz 11
I thought it was kinda funny?
Mpii 11
If you look at the comments, you can tell that most people didn't even realize it was a joke. That's how you can tell that something is not funny.
SomeNut 5
yeah, hilarious and original ;)
rodrigun449 16
I guess no more of your paintings will cum to college. Sorry OP that really sucks, butt maybe things will fix itself
Mahcookiez 15
This is why we can't have nice things
Suffolk_yourself 8
Thanks Lisa
anyagrande 31
How immature what the heck what is wrong with some people
Laphog 17
Well was the painting of a **** Butt? Claude Monet does a stellar impressionistic version of it. The palet of colors are mind blowing
ssnow_fml 20
kinda your fault for leaving it laying around
themermaid_a 14
True
slumcat 10
Maybe it was for an art gallery of some sort or OP wanted others to get a chance to look at it. In no way is this OP's fault. No one deserves to have their hard work ruined for no good reason.
doodlecloud 27
20 years later I'm still hurt from when someone scribbled on my drawing in primary school. Sorry Op, I know it hurts. Hopefully you can paint over it a bit. :(
ShleeG 23
That's terrible. After all that hard work. Some people can be so petty and immature. Did you find out who did it?