Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
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Joedbag 8
Seriously, boot to the crotch!
feelingold 18
I give that an A*
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feelingold 18
I give that an A*
mikaellikestacos 14
say it's symbolism for something
brackaman 18
Really? I'd say the brother gave it a D
Joedbag 8
Seriously, boot to the crotch!
omegadude1 10
Because using violence is totally justified in this situation. /sarcasm
cakefete2 31
12, grow a pair, so we can put a boot in that too.
nellbell414 13
# 29, you just made my day XD
DTime3 3
Nut shots are never ok
nellbell414 13
Neither is drawing a masterbating stick figure someone's treasured art peice...
VonBlitzkrieg 27
If the sister had done it to the brother, would you be recommending a bitch slap, or is it only ok to hit guys?
Blippety 23
61 - Yes, that would most definitely call for a bitch slap. GTFO with your social justice warrioring.
ohcheriecherie 20
12, have you ever had a sibling destroy your artwork? nonviolence is not justified in this situation
omegadude1 10
First, I realize I came off as a dick in 12, so I apologize for that. Second, I misread the FML. I didn't realize that the brother had drawn the stick figure masturbating onto her face. I thought that he had just draw a stick figure. I'll explain my original position in relation to that misconception. I thought that kicking the brother in the balls was extreme, as opposed to punching him or bitch-slapping him or something. In light of this new information, I now agree that a kick in the balls would be more justified. 69 - It's a definite possibility that that may have happened, but I can't recall any specific instances at the moment. So, sorry for the trouble and all that.
Solano2580 24
#61 and #62 actually no, it is in fact illegal to hit women but legal under certain conditions to hit a man, this is because more women get abused than men
Enslaved 38
That's a true sticky situation.
Enslaved 38
Stick figure-- sticky?? Guess the pun is just too overused to appreciate it now. Sorry :(
rioc0719 12
Explaining the joke doesn't make it funny.
GentlemanBastard 15
#3, I was thinking semen/sticky, I didn't even catch that, you clever woman.
yoimtrollin 24
What a dick move... Pun anyone? No? Ok
shaww 28
Go away sloth
Dave_Davington 34
Don't be such a wanker.
cakefete2 31
Yea, just beat it.
Pointy 12
Couldn't agree more. Siblings are bitches.
Demonface54 20
Siblings are never to be trusted.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Really? Because I trust mine with my life.
warsun 27
Mine saved my life.
shudson186 17
Mine is my life.
NeatNit 33
I trust mine to take my life if I give her the slightest chance.
chance456 9
haha gaay
ShiggyD 9
It is now modern art!
shawnsavage 9
Exactly haha
jad0016 12
You should draw on his face while he is sleeping for pay back
TacoTrop 10
With a tattoo needle.
Snicket 13
During his sleep draw a dick on his face into his mouth, that will teach him!
Crofty92 17
Then turn off his alarm so he oversleeps and rushes out in the morning without washing.
saad2605 16
#24 oh you sneaky little devil.
iHateMostCats 3
Omg. That has happened to one of my drawings before. The only difference was my little brother had drawn a big X with green marker on 3 of my drawings. So sorry for you OP!
doodlecloud 27
I still remember back in primary school, we had to switch classrooms for a lesson and whoever sat at my desk while I was away decided to go through my tray and test my multicolour pen on one if my best drawings that I'd put hours of effort into. I was mortified and the worst bit is, there's no way to make up for it - even if the other guy gets punished, it doesn't bring back your art. It just really hurts. Hell, it may seem stupid but that was about 10 years ago and it still kind of hurts. So I'm really sorry OP. I know how bad it feels...I hope your brother at least realises what he's done and feels sorry.
invadermaythe1st 35
Its not stupid, you cared for that piece- you took your time to draw it. That persom was clearly and idiot who didn't care for others feelings.
Sandsh8rk 36
I'm very sorry to hear that... And seriously? Drawing stick figures with dicks? That's what Microsoft Paint is for.