Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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bibbster18 11
Hey man, you never know maybe she likes that kind of stuff.
gribbles 12
Haha! Force of habit. I constantly find myself yelling corner when walking around corners no matter where I'm at.
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Comments (246)
adogatemypetduck 4
I'm sure she understood it was nothing more than a force of habit. If I had been her I would have seen the funny side to it and thought it was cute.
blondecat 6
At first I didn't read police station I was just like why do u push people's heads?
RedPillSucks 33
So they don't bump their heads on the door frame
sasha_kay 4
I would have thought it was hilarious, hopefully she was a good sport about it :)
klx125cross 9
Just explain... No biggie:)
IsBitchBetter 1
That is awesome!
FWG420 2
haha ! thatz great!
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
See, if I were that girl... I wouldn't take offense. He is a policeman afterall and old habits die hard. I would just laugh it off and continue with the date. The poor guy was probably really nervous too. : /
vbmg152 19
That's exactly what I was thinking!
AzWolf 5
Did you put her into the backseat too?
hentaiwei 5
She might think you are a real man haha
iLikePandaz 5
First time I read this I thought it meant u pushed her head down out of habit for a bj.