Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, at a meeting, I had a heated argument with the only female employee at the office. A little later, I managed to hit her in the face with a door, giving her a bruise. Nobody believes it was an accident. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
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ohhboyy 0
BOOOOM HEADSHOT
unlucky91 0
Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :] but yeah FBYL ( **** both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise
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unlucky91 0
Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :] but yeah FBYL ( **** both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise
GreenHacker 0
So what, you can still claim you nailed her
PhilipTheDeacan 0
^win
irishfever 0
Smooth
24788 7
HAHA, **** blocked by a door.
Thabb 0
YDI for thinking she actually cared whether or not you held a damn door. I doub she'd notice you anyway people hold doors all the time
genius_man16 1
Well, you aint gettin any from her. And #2 it's not having "low standards" it's called being a gentleman. Learn about it sometime.
Enoch134 0
#2 is saying that being a gentelman should be second nature as in if he thinks opening the door is a big feat
farmgirl 3
#5 - I think #2 meant that holding the door open should be a common gentlemanly thing to do and not be something used to impress pretty girls
ohhboyy 0
BOOOOM HEADSHOT
lame16 0
LOL, you're too strong ! xD lol @ 7
zoe_rawr 0
smooth.
likeduhhx4 0
#2 how is this low standards ? it's called being nice for someone, think before you talk.
plexico 4
You'd better not pull so hard when you play with yourself, since you are obviously not going to get any from that chick.