Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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RedTailBoa 12
Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*
annie_nk 23
Or cauliflower.
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Comments (97)
Jared900DUmpling 30
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
3mILY_maRy629 11
I don't think I can eat cottage cheese anymore either... *shudders*
frod0 10
Oh my,try to erase that image OP! :(
MzMayhem 5
Did you expect her to have a nice body?? I'm sure she was doing it for fun and you go and bag on her.... just wait til you're her age and people start talking about how gross you look.
Hypnotic5206 10
my advice lots & lots of counseling
squidgyforaday 12
Did you willingly look or did you accidentally glance or did she make you? either way that's disgusting...sorry OP
elsuperloco68 12
Can you say "GILF"
fukre 3
I found it hilarious..
DisposableMen 7
ewwwwwwwwww Cx
awkwardloveannie 28
trick or treating at a nursing home I see... or should I say torture or teasing at a nursing home...