Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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RedTailBoa 12
Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*
annie_nk 23
Or cauliflower.
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annie_nk 23
Or cauliflower.
deadhead419 15
Or hairy mashed potatoes
golden_warrior 23
Or a tomato that no grandson should ever see.
dinagdotphoto 13
Who makes your mashed potatoes #22?.. I wouldn't let that person cook for me ever again.
mn_shr 22
Gotta love cellulite
AKGirlinSD 20
Thanks OP and the commenters above me for the lovely visual! On a positive note, at least grandma lives an exciting life. She just needs to remember when she has company over.
RedTailBoa 12
Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
haha, classic.
dravvy 7
Holy crap that made my night! *Quagmire voice* gigity
martin8337 36
Giggity.
tiernang 21
two of these types of quotes in a row...
solesamurai 3
There are 2 kinds of people
CanadiAnM8 24
I'm so sorry for you. At least it wasn't a full moon.
Cazz91 21
Catching a glimpse of that crescent still sucks though lol.
Little4Bear 10
OP was in need of a lunar eclipse.
The_Big_Boss 20
You probebly liked it
cutiepie99 17
That's gross I'm sorry I don't know a nicer way to say this but GET A LIFE I don't know anyone who would like that except for maybe you why rash on him
DocBastard 40
The_Big_Boss - You probably spelled "probably" wrong. And you're probably an idiot. Probably.
golden_warrior 23
You have grandma fetishes, don't you?
dinagdotphoto 13
He OBVIOUSLY did.. That's EXACTLY why he wrote an FML about it.. Idiot.
AKGirlinSD 20
5, I'm thinking you like that. You're a cub looking for a cougar. But to say that OP enjoyed looking at his Grandma, in a sexy outfit that is extremely revealing, is wrong in so many ways.
blueeyedann 6
Probably not! *Shudders*
KayleighS14 8
Simply eww.
LindsayxMoore 18
yuck! why would you look? unless she wanted your opinion, then thats just mean of her. grandma shouldn't be wearing any sexy costumes.
CaiDog 20
He probably accidentally came by the room and happened to glance in a bad area. Also I hardly think its "mean" of her, considering she probably didnt count on her grandson seeing her. Its more just plain gross.
LindsayxMoore 18
true.
DocBastard 40
Just for the record, I have NEVER seen an actual nurse dressed that way. If they did, my job would be infinitely more fun.
perdix 31
#9, you're into cottage chees thighs?
golden_warrior 23
Also for the record, I have never came across a hot nurse in my life. **** needs to stop lying and getting people hopes up.
perdix 31
#34, oh, I have. Unfortunately, she was assisting on my colonoscopy. It was hard to make time with her, since she thought I was just another asshole.
golden_warrior 23
Isn't that a improvement from creep ;)
starile 20
Much like OP's grandma, I lament the end of the "Golden Age of Uniforms" (1950's-70's). Now they're more "practical" so they can prioritize saving lives rather than appealing to my raunchy tastes. No, I don't want no scrubs!
AKGirlinSD 20
Doc, thanks for ruining our fantasies about nurses showing off their goods (JK)!
CanadiAnM8 24
#33, AKA perdix. I am sorry but, rules are the rules. I must correct this, cheese*
GetGulley 12
Grandmas gone wild
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I have part 5 and part 13 on VHS! I usually watch them while I'm eating rice pudding. Somehow, that makes it not so bad..
singer0421 32
Or date a nurse