Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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RedTailBoa 12
Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*
annie_nk 23
Or cauliflower.
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Comments (97)
dinagdotphoto 13
Oh God, why would you share that image with all of us?! I'm actually feeling nauseous now..
perdix 31
Good thing you didn't check out her crotch -- you might have been put off lutefisk forever! Then, all you'll have left is Swedish meatballs, until Grandpa models his "sexy cop/stripper" costume.
LegolasPrincess 10
Oh I think I'm going be sick, that mental image is going to linger!
Sweet_Meli 11
Grandmas just wanna have funnnn :p
toooldforthis 19
Trick or treat :)
toooldforthis 19
Poor grandson, lucky grandpa! Grandma is obviously still lookin to get some action! Sorry op had to see parts of her he didn't need to but I hope when I'm old I'm still getting some action!
mduerden 18
Funny, I had a dream I was eating cottage cheese, I woke to her sitting on my face :D
worldclassrager 41
After reading the ending I will not either thanks...
jdogburrier 8
Miley Cyrus's Grandma?
giraffelovergirl 19
Be glad she didnt choose that pussy costume ;)
lmbachman 23
And after reading this, I won't either...