Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
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RedTailBoa 12
Cleveland's voice *oh that's nasty*
annie_nk 23
Or cauliflower.
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Comments (97)
Beepbeep7 14
Blah let her live her life she's earned it.
nerovetsrethca 20
O.o
lininnes 6
lucky grandpa
awkward_gothlady 32
Well, everyone who lives long enough eventually gets a cottage cheese ass, so someday you will, too...
Lennox_B 8
Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.
micha090 21
Now i can't take the mental image out of my brain! :/
Ksweety_fml 27
Ewww..
cmac86 24
please don't put that in our heads!
SweetasCandy0609 28
eww not an image I wanted in my head.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Want a hug?