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Miss Bikini Bottom, 'Murica 28 years-old Single

mugres22 17 August 2013, 05:11 Pacoima, United States

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" 17 August 2013, 22:40 Oosterwolde, Netherlands

Get out

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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