Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, there was a massive thunderstorm in my area. My first instinct - as well as my parents' - was to go to my sickly grandma's house and make sure she was okay, as she lives alone. As we prepared to step outside, we all remembered a rather crucial detail: My grandma is dead. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
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182crazyking 9
Sandy: The Revenge. It will be much better than the last few SAW movies.
Welshite 40
It's a proven fact that every natural disaster is the reincarnated soul of an angry pet. I thought everyone knew that...
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Comments (124)
182crazyking 9
Sandy: The Revenge. It will be much better than the last few SAW movies.
ozone9914 2
haha yeah
pokemai 6
- "hm.. I think I felt a breeze.." - "oh no! I knew this day would come! It is Sandy! Wagging it's tail from beyond!"
vuragado 10
I'm sorry but I love your anime picture, but I don't know who it is!
AlexisDeLuz 5
Hutsune miku the vocaliod
Len_Kagamine 8
Her picture is of Miku Hatsune, she's a Vocaloid :)
fml121785 14
Where is pandalover69 at on this FML to tell you to STFU and get over it you'll be fine? SMH! Grannies are awesome by the way, praying for y'all up there!
christyxbee 15
Tell her to have some whiskey, makes you feel better!
meganfoxissexy 0
I must have the weirdest sense of humor ever cuz I don't think this comment is funny at all...
meganfoxissexy 0
I must have a weird sense of humor because I don't find this comment funny at all..??
vuragado 10
Also. My apologies for thread jacking, let the downs commence!
TheTaurus21 5
MIKUUUUU!!!!
emilymaeve 8
Ooosh
Welshite 40
*swoosh, swish, or swash Take your pick.
blcksocks 19
One more comrade fallen under the pressure of being the first commenter
Olivxr 5
grandmas, they say the darndest things...
doctorwhofan567 2
More like stupid XD
NeedaLifeSoon 2
Darndest?
N3766 20
29, to be honest I thumbed you down because of your name without even read your comment.
Goldenchest 14
68 - Hey. Don't diss the Doctor.
N3766 20
I didn't, but this is just too far. I could careless for the thumbs down, I officially give no **** :)
Olivxr 5
grandmas, they say the darndest things...
domking1315 20
She's off her meds
LoveGuru69 0
Granny needs to get laid
flamegrilled123 3
^^ thanks for the mental image, excuse me while I go throw up
Posthuman 26
gMINF: Grandmother I'd NEVER ****
jojimugo 20
60 it's no fun if you to explain it
sens3sfailing 25
Gypsy Mints In Narnia Fibbing? Gaaaah! I give up!
sheethapins 13
Guys Masterbating Is Not Funny? Gnomes Managing In No Field? Gummy Mummy I Name Fred?
insertnameherr 11
No, I just think her grandma's Annie.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Grandmas are strange
Clioo_fml 17
I love old people...
yabbadabbadooyah 12
My grandma was talking about not wanting to go to a different floor in her building because of an earthquake in another part of the world.. Very interesting
StarWolf111 21
94 - That's very interesting, I'll tell my grandchildren that.
KingCeltic77 18
What do you think Sandy Cheek's science project she was working on in Bikini Bottom was?
TheRandomIndian 17
So the east coast made fun of Texas
onlychildFTW 34
Texas sucks anyways.
NeDaroft 5
STUPID 'OL TEXAS
Karalela44 15
Tell her to take a nap
davestrider 0
Why-y-y-y oh why Heheh Sandy makes me think of Grease
Meenah_fml 4
same. look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity..
ShyAnn29 15
..can't go to bed til I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm Sandra Dee..
oG100 5
Tell her to chill out and eat some prunes.
hatesfate 6
Only if you chill out and drink all your milk so you can grow big and strong and sit at the adult FML table at thanksgiving.
Skarkie321 18
Shit I meant to thumb down
cosmosis 12
You may have forgotten. But the FML community havent forgotten about you!!
oG100 5
Good try, look at your comment, straight thumb downs! Oh yeah did I say good try?