Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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PeopleRSoDumb 0
If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.
gingersnapper 0
YDI for marrying your sister!
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Comments (229)
girlpenguin 0
That's a f*cked up situation, quite literally.
BurpusMe 0
That's awful. If it were me, I'd skip town and forget these people exist.
theman34 0
kill that son of a bitch
ambrz 0
to #9: omg he means that he'll be an uncle because he wife was impreganted by his brother.. shheeesh :p
null_fml 11
You're a brilliant one, ain'tcha? I can't believe you figured that out all by yourself.
morningwoody 0
to #27: omg i bet you are a pathetic geek who never step out of your room and have no human friend.. shheeesh :p
Cartain 0
+1 for rampage.
frankabagnale504 0
beat that man to pulp ...at least thats the only thing u can do to prove ur self as a man
seven_to_twelve 3
The only good thing I can see about this is that she was honest, and didn't try and pass the baby off as yours. Other than that, your life is indeed ******.
f_alltheirlives 3
CONGRATULATIONS!!
ruby_89 0
dude that's so rough i'm so sorry :(
iSwag 0
I can't even begin to think of what to tell you...FYB, FYW, and FYL
null_fml 11
"FYB"? That would be incest. "FYW"? He already tried that; it doesn't seem to have worked. "FYL"? Now we're talkin'.