Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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PeopleRSoDumb 0
If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.
gingersnapper 0
YDI for marrying your sister!
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Comments (229)
Moshelle 0
That's terrible.
nilloc22 0
Most of the things I read on here dont really suck to bad. Buddy, Your Life Sucks. That is way to rough to handle. It makes me sick just thinking about it.
AntiChrist7 0
Family is great isn't it?
Spider_fml 9
I don't get how you already know... Was he an unofficial donor? Did you know you were infertile (then, why the months of trying?)... All options I can come up with suck though... Good luck
catatonicsleep 17
he might not be infertile, sometime people just have to try for months, sometimes even years. he might have a low sperm count....
lettertjes 0
It takes a couple with normal fertility on average eight months of trying to conceive. But I think what #17 means is that OP can't know that it's NOT his child if he has normal fertility and has been having sex with his wife.
Spider_fml 9
exactly. So, my question still stands...
Ohmar 0
i want to know why it seems to be so hard for a married couple who actually want kids conceive but its so easy for two teenagers having a quickie
ThatWasPathetic 0
'tis one of the great mysteries of the universe
watchforzombies 0
#69, it's because the ideal age for pregnancy is actually during or right after puberty. They are young and fit and healthy and usually everything in their body is working perfectly. Think about it...back in the day parents had children at a much younger age...like in their teens. Physically, they're at the perfect age to have a child but mentally and responsibility wise, not so much. How old are you? This is like the first thing you learn in health class lol. OP, this totally sucks. I'm sorry this happened to you =(
sika_fml 0
"i want to know why it seems to be so hard for a married couple who actually want kids conceive but its so easy for two teenagers having a quickie" Because they're not having "a" quickie...they're having a few quickies a day.
raeannriley 0
actually, phsyically they're not at the perfect age for having babies. females under the age of 19 or so, actually have a way higher chance of miscarrying plus they're bodies may not be fully mature enough to handle the baby. I.E. breasts... which don't stop growing until you're in your early twenties.. or your hips, which may not be able to support giving birth. So physically, early twenties is the best time for having babies. :)
jamila123 5
Haha
JManHobbs 0
Nicely phrased OP, FYL.
Crickets 0
"Man that is indeed f***ed up. Get it on with your wife's mom, that'll show her what's up." ^ this
Nakedsquirrel 5
Tell your wife you'll be fulfilling the role of "the alcoholic uncle" before getting trashed and beating the shit out of her in a drunken rage. If you don't want to get drunk, then just be "the crazy uncle."
Crickets 0
Do yourself a favor, don't hate the kid in the future, hate your brother. He's the asshole.
Otium_fml 3
I second this. I don't really know what to say, more then that this really sucks... You have my sympathy.
DiruKitty18 8
I agree, people in these kinds of situations usually forget that it was not the child's fault.
lauramac23 0
Pffft months of trying doesn't mean your infertile, we tried for 1 1/2years for my first child I'm now pregnant with my 3rd. Sorry about your marriage, but it could have been worse you could have a baby together and she hasn't told you it's not yours.
theblazian 0
Why do people always say it could have been worse as a way of cheering people up? I mean hey... it could have been worse.... he could have spontaneously combusted right then and there.... so I guess be a little thankful.