Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
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PeopleRSoDumb 0
If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.
gingersnapper 0
YDI for marrying your sister!
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Comments (229)
onnielief 4
Hope the kid is yours! Force a paternity test, if it is yours, divorce your wife and file for custody since your wife is not a suitable rolemodel! If it is your brother's tell your mom!
fxdxhk90 0
On the bright side, you're not going to be saddled with a kid, and you have the opportunity to enjoy the single life again while your ex wife and brother have to take care of the bastard child.
nofriends28 0
I don't understand how she could know for sure it was your brother's. If she just told you she was pregnant she couldn't be that far along. If you two have been trying it seems just as likely its yours even if she has been cheating. Either way FYL for sure and you need a divorce. But I wouldn't count on it not being your kid until a paternity test is done. And as horrible as the situation is, the child doesn't deserve a resentful angry father if it is yours just cause its mom is a *****.
greeneye_fml 12
Sorry your wife's a *****. FALCON PUNCH her!
shelbycole18 0
aww...that sucks :(
drybutta224 0
ewwww u married ur SISTER and have been BANGING her for 7 YEARS!?! now ur finally mad that ur sister is pregnant with ur baby shame on u
liittlee_onee 0
three words: GET A DIVORCE oh, and punch your brother in the facee.
Bertha5 0
wooaah. sukkss.
ccangel1001 0
I know that this will take and take long time to heal, but get a divorce.
Luv_my_life 0
My god, how did she tell you? Like 'hunny, I'm finally pregnant!' and then, after your moment of complete happiness telling you you're not the one? Sucks man, you have my sympathy.