Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Top comments
Quad17 0
Girl, go buy a razor and shave.
liveitlearnit 0
ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.
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Comments (154)
5ive 0
to #10; yes it IS a problem. if you read the beginning of this fml she said she JUST had sex, & went to the shower to freshen up. He could have given the lice to her
OmniscientCake 0
>.O Omfg. I have a question, though. What is the difference between crabs and pubic lice?
STFCBarsby 0
#54...Nothing, Crabs is just another term for it
Jem0_0 0
Pubic fail
Twiiggy 0
Hey at least you can use it while it's there.
OmniscientCake 0
@54, Oh... Ok, then... Ewy. I heard one way crabs can form is when a guy jacks off and doesn't wash his **** off afterward and the sperm and bacteria interbreed or something like that. I think I saw it on the History channel like a year ago.
ragnarok1540 39
Are you high or just stupid?
emmadawie 0
:(
OmniscientCake 0
Yeah, so, if you don't want crabs, wash your genitals after masturbation or sex.
dan81892 2
might not be his, unless he lives alone.
dkcc1988 0
He could get crabs from public places such as gyms and locker rooms, so he may not be cheating on her. If the shampoo was used then the problem is probably solved already so this is no big deal.