Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Quad17 0
Girl, go buy a razor and shave.
liveitlearnit 0
ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.
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MyImmortal_fml 0
One more reason to NOT have sex before marriage.
woeisme 0
i think he left it out for you ;) hahahaha jk well its not as bad as say...hemorrhoid cream :)
Common_Sense 0
#83, how old are you? probably some preteen bible-hugger, who just listens to what their parents say about sex being evil. Waiting until marriage to have sex is not that great of an idea. First of all, how many marriages end in divorce? About half. And second going along with the first statement, then you're marrying someone that there's a whole side of them you know nothing about. You might just find yourselves incompatable in that area, which would cause major problems in your marriage, becuase sex is not just about making babies. And about the pubic lice, depending on how long you two have been together/sleeping together, you might want to find out how he got them or how long he's had them. It could be an old bottle and he just kept it in case he needed it. Alot of guys are too lazy to just close the bottles. But good luck!
ohhhhshizzz 0
Actually NOT having sex before marriage lessens your chances of diseases. Like HIV, which is pretty common and unfortunately swept under the carpet. And if both you and your partner don't have sex until the wedding day then you don't get it. Many people know they have HIV and continue to have condomless sex or don't care. You do realize that? So you may enjoy your sexcapades but people are dying from that.
graciegirl 0
yuck. hope you used it
naku_fml 0
that's disgusting...
pennygoo 0
well, at least it's just lice and not something more serious!
thehazeman 0
USE IT
voice_of_reason 0
#83 - marriage doesn't cure pubic lice.
unlucky_chap 0
ewwwwww, shave shave shave shave shave
yme 0
i didnt even know they made that. What's the difference between taht and regular?