Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
bacincheeseburge 9
is she still married to your dad?
brutal_banger 10
and that's why you give her the key when your really going away
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Comments (101)
brutal_banger 10
and that's why you give her the key when your really going away
rowyourboat 0
well that's nice "/
maa_rico 4
my bad op I didn't mean to wake u up but your mom I a good ******* MILF, I already told her not to be so loud tomorrow and the next day, and the next day, and the next day............................... and the next day.
pongmaster 0
ewww that's disgusting for you, take back that key so your mother doesn't have to tell her new son "hey, you were concieved in your brother's house on accident, and also, he knew all about it"
thor89 0
M.I.L.F
DemonChicken 0
FYL dude that's sick.Your mom?eeewww
Extacy23 0
@Maa_ricoi always gotta cover ur moms mouth when I'm waxin that ass
themajik 0
grab the camera :)
lagginwaggin 0
oh! that was your house? sorry about the drapes bro, we got a bit freaky!
partymamaMania4 0
hs
bacincheeseburge 9
is she still married to your dad?
3DLoli 0
HUMAN TETRIS.
thoughtcrimeno1 0
^super special awesome!
Eddie_Paints 0
Doin yer Mom.......D..D..Doin yer Mom! RWJ Style! But hopefully he doesn't catch Sqaids!!
faithxoxox 1
Who said they were even married in the first place?
PurpleSquirrel 0
nice
PurpleSquirrel 0
did you join them?
BigLostBear 0
dude, not cool, incest is disgusting.
BigLostBear 0
sorry other guy got his comment deleted so it posted it to yours
gomego87 0
@4. --> you made my day.
Tranceluvr69 0
was mommy screaming while the dude put the key in her keyhole?
killabeast1 0
WTF gross
thedivinecomeD 0
how come she thought you were out of town?
sevlen 0
oh how nice
beastlycass 0
eewh
Tranceluvr69 0
was she screaming when he put the "key" in her keyhole?
Averizzle 0
Cmon mane you have to have better pubs than that..