Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Top comments
Quad17 0
Girl, go buy a razor and shave.
liveitlearnit 0
ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.
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Comments (154)
timemaster666666 0
@31 go f**k urself. ur not a man without hair. and i dont mean hair as in a BUSH. dont be so dumb go to school
STFCBarsby 0
@42 Some women get turned on by a man who shaves..I keep mine short..
DeeJayD 0
If he's using it, he probably doesn't have lice. Could be that he uses it so he -doesn't- get lice. If he lives with someone else, it might not be his.
happinessNmisery 0
idk why everyone keeps saying to shave it off. that doesn't get rid of crabs. you should go to the clinic then dump him! good luck :)
dudewithface 0
You saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo and you didn't drink it? Your life is ******.
Tehalon 0
How do you know its even his, OP didnt state if her bf lives alone.
msrock 0
#45 is right. It doesn't go away if you shave. That's why they make pubic lice shampoo and they don't just give you a razor and soap. Health class, people.
VoldemortsNipple 0
Pubic lice don't sprout out of nowhere. The problem isn't 'he has pubic lice' its 'who/where did it come from?'
knitbitch 0
#32 and #33 are right. I think THAT is the main point of this FML.
you_not_me_OWNED 0
it means he's more sanitary. lice only like clean hair.