Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Top comments
Quad17 0
Girl, go buy a razor and shave.
liveitlearnit 0
ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.
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Comments (154)
save_me_08 0
The question is not "Is it gone yet or not?" The question should be "Who gave him crabs in the first place?"
coolcat666 0
exactly what i was thinking #32. she obviously does NOT have crabs which is the real FML
skygirl27 0
thats ******* disgusting ,at least he washes hahahaha
pumpkincakes 3
uhm... if you have crabs shaving it away doesnt get rid of them
Kimienxtc 0
That sucks. But you both already ****** :)x
Inyourendo 0
Get some Jade Goody cream and slap it on your twat :L
Vagabones 0
Maybe it was from you.
theoldGP 0
damn that sucks. what a cheaterrrrr. guys she doesn't have lice. so he got it from someone else... =/ ahah no one got this.
Krypt0night 0
This post should have read, "Today, I found out my boyfriend has crabs. He didn't get them from me. FML"
kitsy 14
You forgot that she might get them now.
timemaster666666 0
@31 go f**k ur self. ur not a man with out hair.