Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Top comments
Quad17 0
Girl, go buy a razor and shave.
liveitlearnit 0
ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.
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Comments (154)
Zerenade 0
that's disgusting. go see a doctor, and get checked/screened.
wbe2 0
wow. that's not awesome.
strangersdk 0
I hope I'm the not the only one who wonders why this guy doesn't just shave in the first place? Cleaner that way, much more comfortable, and both sides appreciate it more when its shaved. Biggest turnoff is a hair in the mouth.
dcapp 0
i'd be pissed
RockerFellow56 0
ahahah!!! u hve ****** lice!!!!!!!! ewww that means u hve bugs in a and out of ur ******!!!!!! wellat least they will kepp you nice and warm!!!!! lolzzz do you start itching it when u are at work in front of ur boss cause u cnt help it!!!!! ahaha do they hve like bagina lice checks now just cause of you!!!!!????
cams_bleeblee 0
Who cares, jesus christ, at least he's taking care of the problem. Its not a life-threatening, permanent disease. Ungrateful bitch.
Dasmi3 0
well shit you better use some of that shit for you self and then shave and call it a day then now if he had HIV syphilis then it would be a different story
louisianagrrrrl 0
well if he doesn't live alone it might not have been his, plus people can get crabs from sitting on public toilets so it doesn't mean he was cheating on you. he still should have told you about it if it was his tho :/
deejay021 0
lol gross... well...i guess you could just shave...
timemaster666666 0
#67 how old are you?