Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Top comments
Quad17 0
Girl, go buy a razor and shave.
liveitlearnit 0
ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.
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Comments (154)
arcangel81 0
I have no sympathy at all for you. Should have waited until you got married...
SAWSS231 0
holy shit...snoop before sex, people. just kidding, but ewwwwwww grossss
memciver 0
Nasty, thats when you pick it up and use it then ask question..... or wax
SW11 0
one word. brazilian.
primogen18 0
@93 we all forgot, pubic lice always skips married couples, they see the ring and are off running Anyway, sucks but then again at least hes being responsible about it, question is where did he get it. btw, for some people, some fuzziness can be sexy, it's just an opinion and trust me when i say it can be very common.
anonymous8_fml 0
Well, hey. At least you don't have to buy your own! Oh, btw.. shaving doesn't get rid of lice. Lice attaches to the hair follicle, so even if you wax it's still possible to get it. and.. pubic lice and crabs are two different things.
yesbutnotyou 0
I, also, am sickened.
juiicy_fml 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!
IMz0r 0
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh This takes the new crown of "Most Disgusting FML"
melissa_10 7
omg....ewww!!