Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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Jacked97grand 9
Time my friend, give her time
WeemanIsBack 3
Did she have a brother who walked in on her trying to pluck it off a few days ago?
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Comments (115)
dwm19801 5
Give her a wax strip not time.
lux0rd 18
If my boyfriend gave me a wax strip coz I had one hair on my boob I'd immediatly use it on his nipples instead.
TylerDC 24
could have gone better.
Wiccan_Mama 6
Could have gone a lot worse!
Ozxkar 6
Congratulations :)
albsure23 3
Next time make a wish for hairless nipples! You'll be happier in the end...
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yuck, you're better of without her.
fordneagles 34
*Off. Also, you're probably incorrect in your assumption. Also, another comment getting thumbed down perdix, are you doing it deliberately?
perdix 31
#53, oops, sorry about the typo. Yes, I am saying something so incredibly superficial that it would evoke a strong reaction. I find it amusing that people take the time to get pissed off and thumb it down.
schalk 12
What's the problem ? If we can remove pubes from our teeth with minimal effort..
doLLe 21
for one hair? sound like she has som selfconfidence issues
dan_in_wi 12
its not love moron, its your dick talking. but either way YDI!
chris_a7x 11
I'd said fyl and ydi. It sucks because you were trying to be nice. But ydi for not realizing after once or twice or not being able to pick it up. Just give her time to cool down.
ClaremoreZebra 8
So, just to clarify.. You did not love her until you got some action.. Correct?
happle 21
I haven't had to have sex with my boyfriend to know I love him.
Werken247 14
@81 No offense but you're 16, you don't know what love is yet. In six months you'll be in love with the next boyfriend you're not having sex with.
U_GotitDude 18
You should've blew on it instead of tugging