Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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RichardPencil 32
He tackled you when you were naked? He was going for sloppy seconds.
zoelog 10
it seems odd that he would immediately come to that conclusion.
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RichardPencil 32
He tackled you when you were naked? He was going for sloppy seconds.
LostSoul 20
rofl. I needed the laugh. also, very sorry.
Sonotsuave 37
Um what. Get dressed and explain, or better yet have him do it when he becomes conscious
zoelog 10
it seems odd that he would immediately come to that conclusion.
BurnInDemonFire 39
*insert Ron Burgundy 'That escalated quickly' meme here*
tounces7 28
Just how long did your boyfriend stay there laying on the floor?
strawberryspacejam 11
OP here. A few minutes if I remember right.
peithecelt 28
in addition to the other questions, why the f* was his roommates assumption that you had drugged him. that seems a really extreme place to go.
strawberryspacejam 11
OP here. It had to do with the fact that we were both naked and I kinda wasn't helping him back up (his spilled wine glass wasn't a good look either). My boyfriend did back me up when he finally decided to recover though. We still look back on it and laugh to this day.